The NAKED Truth

I have pointy ears like a pixie. When people actually notice they laugh because I have a love for faeries.

 

I have long ones too and have to pluck some sometimes. Omg about your finger!!!

 

If i flex my stomach, on both sides, kinda under my armpit, i have three ribs that have extra muscle or something cause when i flex, my sides get kinda x-men like...its cool and all...but i dont think many people get these. Horray for no body fat and ab workouts.

 

I have this mole on my right hand and its not extremely huge but is definatly dark and noticeable i used to be really self conscious about it but over time i started to not mind it.

And down on my lady parts i have a birth mark.

 

I feel like my forehead is abnormally large and my ears stick out sorta.

 

lol for some reason people's noses stick out to me A LOT.
Like more than other facial features. Especially people that have super pointy noses are just plain large noses. It can be kinda funny.

 

I'm a nose person, too.

I hate the way my nose looks like from the side. I have an ugly profile.

 

I was born without cartilage in the top part of my right ear, so it's all flat and pointy and elf-like. The other ear is normal. I used to be super self-conscious of my elf ear, but it's just one of the things that makes me me.

 

oh yeah, i have one of these two. on the left. a few people in my family have had it.

 

The "bags" under my eyes are not symmetrical.

 

There is a dent in the top part of my right ear. My girlfriend in high school worked at one of those tiny walk up gas stations. She slammed my head (on accident) in the window and it damaged the cartilage. Leaving me with a permanent dent in my ear.

 

I broke my big toe as a child, while three-wheeling. The bone sticks way out. My feet/toes were already big & gnarly to begin with.

 

I have a scar on my hip from a bone graft I had when I was a kid.

 

I have moles all over my neck. Most of them flesh color. I tend to have to wear clothes that do not touch my neck or else the moles get pinched. When I hit 40 I started growing hair on my face which I shave off and pluck. I could become the bearded lady lol.

My weirdest mutation is inside me. I have an oversize womb. Even back when I was a normal body weight I always had a belly that looked fat. I found out that my womb has two pockets. shaped like a heart, and is twice the normal size of a normal womb. Basically I am a mutant lol.

I have had so many hernia and other surgeries the past 7 years my belly is severely scared. Luckily the whole scarred area is being removed and replaced with a single and less prominent scar when they fix my hernia soon. Ever since I had children at age 30 I have struggled with obesity. Since I am having a panniculectomy during the hernia repair, I will be losing the belly fat for medical reasons. The panniculectomy will prevent me from getting Panniculitis again. So I am curious to see what kind of scars that I will end up having in the end.

 

I'm very flexible. I can put both of my feet behind my head at the same time.

 

I was able to do that when I was under 35 lol. Then my belly got in the way after having children.