The most often misquoted verses of the Qur'an

Commentary on verse 2.193:
Jesus built my car
It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hot rod
Yeah, fuck it!

 

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Drinking the blood of Jesus
Drinking it right from his veins
Learning to swim in the ocean
Learning to prowl in his name

The body of Christ looked unto me
A preacher with God-given hands
He wants you to suck on the Holy Ghost
And swallow the sins of man

The invisible piss of the Holy Ghost
Comes down like acid rain
They're making a bonnet of terminal guilt
The scavengers go on parade

The fathers who write that eternity
Is used to fight the sword
Have filled you up with the devil's cock
And he'll come in the name of the lord

 

fred = basement

 

An Indian muslim named Waseem Rizvi, who was the former chief of UP Shia Central Waqf Board , has petitioned India's Supreme Court for the removal of 26 verses in the Quran which he believes to be promoting terrorism and violence. He states that these verses were not part of the original Quran and was added by the first three Caliphs for the purpose of promoting expansion by warmongering.

UP’s Waseem Rizvi says 26 verses not part of the original holy book | Lucknow News - Times of India

Waseem Rizvi’s remark on Quran triggers row; ‘Rs 11L bounty to behead’ declared, protest against him on Mar 19

Waseem Rizvi has unfortunately attracted criticism from Islamic extremists including ironically calls to behead him.