the most attractive feature of the person above you

his ability to fit a car

 

the way her spelling mistakes are always funny....fit is way funnier than fix

 

the way he catches my mistakes....the t and the x aren't ever close together so I can't blame it on hitting the wrong key...

 

the way she wiggles when she walks....

 

His Hairy Knuckles

 

the way he combs his hair over the top from one side....

 

fly fishing talents

 

his interest in outdoor activity in the frozen north

 

inpekable speling

 

Always brings the vegetable spread to the Turkish bath house.

 

his thumb looks like a penis

 

Her left ear.

 

his big hand..and we all know what they say about guys with big hands

 

Has a disposition as pretty as her avatar.


(big feet...... You're confused!)

 

bone structure....

 

the way he walks to the beat

 

the way he helps his neighbors

 

the way she treats every diaper change like a Nascar pitstop

 

when you wear a lampshade for a hat

 

the way he eats without putting his elbows on the table