The Misadventures of Honeyhannah and Herbuhlovuh

Tonight we are dunk, herbuh has never seen me durnk beofore. Ummm he downed a beer and he's had 4 beers and I've had 1 1/2 I was techinicall ly drukn afrter the first one we dono't drink like ever and this is just so fun! Also I ate almost nothing today so that is why the beer is affecting me the way it is, and I never drank a whole beer before except once because I've always been a hard liquor kinda gilr at high shdcool and college parties.

Anyhoo, I just gave him the coolest blow job ever it was soooo fun and then I told him to shove it down my throat and that was fun too but it couldn't last that long cause i started chocking and we are gonnna have sex again right now for the 50th time today And it's really founny that I can't type for shit!!!

I don't know while his cokc was down my throat i had an idea of what I was gnonna right in this thread but i dont; remember anymore, also he is really playing the guitar like a god right now, you are all very unlucky cause you ca'nt hear it, update later
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(We commense in uncontrallable laughter!!!)

 

Oh and I had the urge to look at gay porn and while I was giveing him the blow job he was giveing a blow job to the beer bottle and it was the sexiest thing ever!!! yeah!!!

 

fascinating...

 

well wtf, where are the pictures

 

yeah i was thinking the same thing

 

you guys put together a digital camera charity fund and we'll upload the x-rated pics!

 

Someone should give us lklinkls to chat so ttheat we accn obmoardb chats toghterm, lo ,t hi si is opstintelles i can't type for hist now matter how hared i tryl...

oh caray p I've ner verybesen this druk in kmy lfie!!! But we need a chat to bormarbard togther because i wnat to do sometjhing toegether...while were' duckunk

 

Right now i"m making burrotos for my man and the dog out of these amazing tomaoteo s o f the garden and pepper s for m the garden and black beans and tori\tillas and we took a showre and ryan bumped his ass int o the faucet thingy and has a big red welt on his ass and now i"m looking for chats for u s to take on togherter because he's playing warcraft and i don't have anyting like that but then i wnt to check oin the food in the oven and ran into the computer with my face, lol, but we had some really amazing sex like always but it was jujst trippy being drunk, i was saying that io feeel mor hight than drunk i' ve never felt theis wayu when i was drukmn before...anyway.

 

whoa.

 

the dog stole my burrito so i made another one for me then ryan and i acted silly then i got on here and went insane and ran into a lot of things and tried to give ryan a lap dance then got him ready for yoga and now i am coming down from my high but he is gone and wll be for another 2 1/2 hrs. what on earth will i do? I'm so not tire!!

 

*points up and says, "This guy is such an annoying bitch."*

 

.'.Earlier HoneyHannah had 50 orgazms durring seXual interCourz.'.

 

This thread belongs in the Real Kinky forum...

 

i must have missed the thread where herbuh said he and hannah were back together and he wasnt trying to find some where else for her to go. hmmmmmm......glad everything worked out for them.

 

God, I am out of touch. I didn't even know they were together!

 

damn, you havent been around in a long ol time antithesis! Nice to see you.

 

Yeah, I've been gone from my apartment and my school for the whole summer so I've had very little access to the internet.

 

there needs to be a too wasted to type forum...
hehe and sound sliek you guys are having an awesome time, i say you invest 20 dollars in a webcam