i went to the intake room and the woman forced me to undress. my leg was written - Property Of Dolly. The woman asked "Oh what does that mean?" And I said to her in a seductive voice - "Oh, it just means...that..." and i gently caressed her legs and ass and began to move my leg around hers. She told me calmly "That's innappropriate" and then i caressed her chin and cheek. Then she pointed the finger at me and said "That's innappropriate young man" and I said to her "I don't like to be called man. I am a lesbian dominatrixie. Not dude, not sir, not man." Then two burly men entered the room and said. "Get naked". I said "No, that's innappropriate". They said "Obey". So I bent over not liking it one bit, for they were merely brutes - not my soulmates in any way. And they took their burly hands and literally touched my ass-cheeks and spread my butthole open to make sure i wasn't carrying any guns or knives. I said to them "If i was carrying a gun you'd already be dead you asshole." Then I started complaining about modernity. "I can't have a girl in this mental-hospital but all the guys are allowed to rape and molest me. What a pile of crap. Only in the modern age of modernity." I filed a complaint but it was never read. I was trapped in the land of gestapo. Next day I was forced to go to group therapy. I went and there was a hot girl (airhead) teaching there. She was new and had no idea what she was talking about. I knew more about psychology than her. She kept talking about stupid bullshit and asked what our needs were. I told her I was alone, lived alone, had nobody, and had sexual needs and I was unhappy and suicidal because I was sexually frustrated. She told me "That's innappropriate". So I stood up put my hips on the table and said "Suck my dick". A few minutes later a nurse said "You have to leave." I said "Ok, I'll go to my room." And she said "No, you have to leave, you aren't wanted here any more." Then a gaurd literally pushed me around the hallways and literally pushed out the front door of the building. The nurse said "Too many troublemakers in the town. Too many jokers and clowns in this town. You are literally the clown of the town. Get help!" Then I said "You ARE the help!!! This is the mental hospital!" Then she said "Get real help!!" Then I said "Only your body can save me." Then my taxi arrived and I left.
enthusiasm is precisely why they kicked me out of the mental hospital in the first place. no good deed goes unpunished.
