The man bashing thread

back to the bashing!

how dare this baby be male!!!! he's gonna be a pain in the ass to potty train

 

Damn that Yanknburn who the hell does he think he is, first off just becuase he has a dick does not mean he has to act like one and like ya so right becuase a man has a penis it makes it easier for him to count to 21 but does that make em smarter?


When women sweat is smells but when a man sweats it could raise the dead. The hair OMG is there bears in there blood or what?

The invent oh yeah, they invented pads so we women feel like we have diapers and tampons so we feel fucked all day.

The smartest thing a man has ever done is invented artificial insemination so we dont have to date the stupid jerks!

There is that a good start to bashing for ya all?

 

Wow.....

 

I thought you all needed a little jump start there on the thread.

 

i think the male testicular equivalent of the mammogram should be the manogram.

 

we should get rid of all the men in the world who can't find at least 3 women to vouch for their worthiness to live

 

damn you men for not dating me/showing interest in me right now! Err, let's limit that to men in my city, so we could actually date face to face n all

 

Don't want'em spread from coast to coast?

Rather picky, eh? *L*

 

Do gay men bash other men too?

 

God, I love your way of thinking. I want to be one of the three women!

anyways, i dont think there is enough space for me to man bash. It is something I do on a regular basis with my best friend. Its usually one of those, Hey stacy, I need coffee, so we go and sit at starbucks and talk about how men are the biggest assholes on earth, and how the only good things about them is their paychecks etc.


Of course, this doesnt include you forum guys, well okay maybe one of you has met my man bashing conversations.

 

Wonder how long before the U.S. Customs and Border Protection
issues Travel Alerts for the Land of nuts n fruitcakes? *PL*

 

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What's the going rate?

 

next to free, i would imagine.

 

That much? *shocked*

 

Put the seat down!!!! Put the roll on the dispenser. (I can't use a square of toilet paper.) Turn your shirts the right way when stained and the wrong way when new. Learn to use the bypass mode on the VCR. Put the seat down!!!

 

I dont get the big deal with put the seat down. When i go in there i have to lift it. when you go in there you put it down. whats the problem

 

Who wants to put it down at 4 in the morning? (Who remembers to put it down at four in the morning? lol)

 

My cousin and I spent the night at my older cousins house and we covered the toilet with clear plastic saran wrap at night. When he got up to pee he couldnt understand why he was pissing all over the place. He was pretty pissed off!

 

Bypass mode?
WTH is that?

Not a Household Appliance Programmer...