THE LIBERTINE MOTEL...Check In...

Ok, I've decided to open my own motel (what other type of business would I run?)...

This is for you cyber lovers or those of you who just want to stop by a drop a line...

GRAND OPENING...

 

Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Blonde and alone?

That's strange...

 

Haha... blondes know how to work it

Do you have hourly rates?

 

Rates? Nah...I have no money involved in it, so I charge nothing.

It's free for all to enjoy.

 

Mirrors on the ceiling?

Pink champagne on ice?

Man, you've got a swanky joint here, Libertine

 

We're all just prisoners here...of our own device...

Trapped in our private traps.

 

huh ? I don't get it???

 

Marion? Is that you?

 

Hey, hahah ... I'll take the penthouse suite, for two. Floor 13.

And don't tell me you don't have a floor 13, that could be tragic.

 

Penthouse Suite, Floor 13-- BOOKED.

Make yourselves comfortable.

And there is stationary with Libertine Motel on it, in case you want to make you friends back home feel envious.

 

eh bollocks hope yer have a good jukebox man and pleny of booze and smokeman ...hotel liberntine sorry libertine ......hmmm now theirs a thoght . good luck with it man..........peace

 

^_^ Sweet!

Here's a suggestion: Put an anarchy symbol on your towels!! Hahaha ...

 

im afraid of 13 Josh...

 

is there a free Gideon's Bible in every room?

 

Well, Libertine, I guess it's time for a floor change.

Ah well ... it was nifty for a second.

How about floor <3?

[Note: that doesn't mean less than three]

 

man yer could get giddy in anyroom if yer pissed enough.

 

ugh <333 *melts* dude, finally, a room for us!! now no one can complain

 

Hah hah ... except for the people in either room next door ... :&

 

har har...

totally... sorry Libertine, we're probably going to drive your guests away <33