The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I don't think Imaginary Being will be jealous at all.....

 

I talk to myself when no ones home....

 

Oh, he will be incredibly jealous.

 

If we get married, we should really have 2.3 children......

 

There's an ax head lodged in my abdomen.

 

Above poster needs plasma asap.....

 

The above poster is being stalked by a chupacabra using GPS.

 

Above poster is into dinah-moe hum.....;-)

 

The above poster applied rotation to her sugar plum..

 

I think stinkfoot and I went to different schools together...;-)

 

I was in the back of the class... doing my best to keep those in front from "learning".

 

I've been on tv

 

I just put about five gallons of pancake syrup on a bail of hay, tried to eat it for breakfast, still tastes a little dry...

 

I just shaved all my hair off.

 

i like tomatoes

 

I like raw fish

 

I'm selling my skin to the leather industry.

 

starting today Im going 100% raw vegan

 

a hoard of marauding Ants were just arrested for causing a disturbance right outside my flat this morning.... bloody Ants!!!

 

I've decided to pursue life as a stripper or perhaps, maybe, an escort.