The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

The cat is ringing the door bell, so I'll come out to feed her...

 

i never talk to my plants...

 

I have my deep freezer full of dead animals that I find along the road...

 

I'm seriously considering a trip to climb the Matterhorn, anyone wanna go with me?...;-)

 

I tried to launch my miniature horse into space yesterday. Not sure if he made it.

 

i get excited over dead sea turtles

 

I'm cookin' some roadkill for dinner...yummy!

 

Its rainin pretty hard so I might go out with a bar of soap and some shampoo and change the oil in my hair and clean up a bit, its been nearly six months since my last shower....;-)

 

bullshit! 8 months!

 

I was born with the name e7m8

 

I fart into balloons for the town fair.

 

I took a mud bath in the hog pen this morning, ahhhhh, it feels good to be gooey...;-)

 

I posing nude for playboy, there doing a spread on hot grannies without any panties...

 

I call Curves and ask for them to page Hugh Jayness to come to the phone.

 

I, am a giraffe.

 

Above poster is stalking me......

 

I have a hairy chest.

 

Above poster is stalking me.....

 

I like to eat deep fried grasshopper dipped in chocolate...yummy

 

I am having an affair with Farmout.