The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

It's been me the whole time making those crop circles

 

i designed the pyramids in egypt, i THOUGHT YOU KNEW!!!!!!

 

I married a donkey, but we broke up two years ago.

 

I did too, but we're still happily married with three kids.

 

i worship mormons

 

I may already have won...

 

I just lost to stinkfoot.....

 

I just had sex with a porcupine, man that hurt....

 

im not a sinner

 

Im not a rep whore


not a post whore either

 

i'm a poet and i didn't know it

 

I'm a famous actor

 

i have been to the moon

 

I like to shit myself

 

I have never been caught while masturbating by a friend, co-worker, school teacher or parent.

 

im allergic to shell fish

 

I am currently doing butt excersize just in case there is a geezer version of the butt contest to be judged by someone of a similar age group with reasonable eyesight and imagination......

 

I can't believe how many old geezers sent me butt pictures. It will take me days to look at them all...

 

a minature horse just landed in my fieplace... the vet i here now... it's ok... it's only a teancey bit dead... nothing a little bandage and anti-septic ointment won't cure...

 

Oh bloody hell, the gnomes are out back raising a ruckus just cause I accidently felled a tree on their toadstools.....They can be quite pesky at times.....