The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I was takin a leak out side this morning, peed on a yeller jackets nest, they stung my main member repeatedly, now I have the biggest pecker on earth.......

 

Its so hot here today that I'm doing my yard work in the nude...

 

I know, and I bout broke my neck tryin to look over the damn fence.....

 

My dick is so small

 

thats better than what I got stuck in the fence

 

I tried to tell you not to stick that thang in the pine knot!.....;-)

 

I didnt paint half of my tractor white today and then decide its too white and repaint it gray...nope,I didnt do that at all

 

I was so hungry this am that I took the food bowl away from my lab and ate his dog food.....

 

I didn't just lie to my dog about walkies, just to get him to stop barking at the workmen.

 

Above poster isn't really goin to Nepal, she's comin here to visit me! So there Rolling, eat yer heart out!..........

 

I'm going down to the creek and pan for gold this afternoon....

 

I just threw a stick of dynamite into my pond to kill some feesh for dinner.....

 

I put that envelope under that garbage...

 

above poster is wearin my boots.....

 

I've never met a firewall I couldn't douse.

 

Every square inch of my body is covered in tattoos.

 

I have perfect balance

 

I have my hubby's name tattooed on my bottom...

 

Well I checked, and this is not what I read on her bottom!....

 

I had a great night...took a girl out for a movie and we went to her place to spend the night...then this morning we got married and her rich parents just died