The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I'm going to go to work without my skirt on today

 

I slept last night.

 

I outlawed plagiarism single-handed!

[you may say I'm a dreamer,but I'm not the only one.....]

 

I'm sober.

 

roamy asked me to marry her.

 

Princess Di didn't die, she staged that whole thing so she could be my Love Slave.

 

puggy accepted my proposal

 

I'm so happy I'm wearing floral stockings.....again.

 

I'm a patriot.

 

I'm not wearing any knickers :mickey:

 

I think it's cool that Americans call "knickers" "panties".

 

I live in Dover Castle, and keep the original Mickey Mouse in my dungeon.

 

I am the great granddaughter of Dr Barnardo

 

I own the Great Lakes.

 

I'm a really wonderful driver, and I've never had a car accident :mickey:

 

I taught Emerson Fittipaldi how to drive a race car.

 

And I showed his mechanics how to put it back together again afterwards :daisy:

 

I can't play this game.

 

I have one of everything.

 

i have two of everything