The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I'm fed up with my job, I'm going on the game.

 

I ate the cat's food, and it tasted so good...

 

I gained 75lbs after going to an allnight Lard sandwich eating contest....I won....;-D

 

I love noisy neighbors

 

I really, really hate techno music, poutines, my cat and my man.

 

I love techno and cats

especially animated gifs of cats dancing techno

 

I love rainy damp cold morning...

 

I take my shower once a week cause I live in a shack deep in the woods with no running water.

 

I'm not the Doctor. Don't worry about alien invasion.


Thank you.

 

I make moonshine in the woods behind my house...

 

I believe you!

My house is made of chocolate.

 

Where do you live Giant? :drool5:

My house is made of soda crackers. It's not as good as chocolate, especially when it rains.

 

I've been really happy lately

 

I love endless days of rain, only thing better would be endless days of snow!....;-D

 

I didnt get tons of chores done today

 

I know that the whole universe thinks that I'm insane, but I know that it's not true! I'm sane, sane, sane, you hear? I'm saner than I ever was! In fact, I'm even saner than I ever was!

...uh oh. :dizzy2:

 

i found the Eaves that the poster above dropped and they are currently being investigated thoroughly... and now for something completely different...

 

Im glad I don't have to scrape old paint today.

 

I'm glad its a cloudy gray day so I can't stain the back deck...

 

I'm fed up of all these women outside my door, why won't they leave me alone?