The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

My Dad is such a nice guy , he's a honest man , he never lies ...

 

my Dads a complete asshole!!!!

 

I'm going to spend all day in bed...

 

The "Bilderbergs" are broke & are calling quits !!!

 

I'm going to tie balloons to a chair and float over to farmouts...

 

Today , the gov. realized they were spending more on pointless wars overseas , than what Americans make ... So they called all the troops back home ...

 

My computer just threw up all over itself.....

 

I'm scared of the dark....

 

I own and manage a herd of fake cattle for the pleather industry.

 

I love back pain..it really helps stabilize my cheery mood and makes me an overall happy person

 

I also really enjoyed listening to the drunks having a party in the neighborhood until 5am last night...especially that one fuckhead who kept laughing really loud every few minutes

 

I can fart the entire theme to "The Brady Bunch".

 

Don't tell anyone but , I have dug a underground tunnel ,
that leads in directly to the nearest jail !!!

 

I SMeLL FEAR!!!

 

I love waking up at 4am with wicked piss cramps

 

butterd crumpets are sexy..

 

Faster Airplanes...More Money...Younger Women...Older Whisky

 

I think Sarah Palin would be the best prez ever, even better than Boosh.....

 

zoophilia - what's not to like?

 

necrophillia ... is even better !!!