The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I hate coffee :ack2:

 

And I left her there, had to borrow her clothes to go to Walmart!....

 

And they fit him better than me...

 

She keeps me tied up and neekid in the barn most of the time.....

 

I love hearing the phone ring

 

That was me calling, thanks for cussing me out and then hanging up!...

 

I love all the political mud slinging I see on the tv...

 

I dont need to take a shower

 

made this one up a moment ago... just off the top of my head

I wandered lonely as a Cloud
That floats on high o'er Vales and Hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd
A host of dancing Daffodils;
Along the Lake, beneath the trees,
Ten thousand dancing in the breeze.

The waves beside them danced, but they
Outdid the sparkling waves in glee: --
A poet could not but be gay
In such a laughing company:
I gazed -- and gazed -- but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude,
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the Daffodils.

 

above poster doesn't inhale when she smokes weed

 

Real name is Zero Mostel.....;-)

 

^^^won't leave town without his rubber ducky....

 

I just made this up off the top of my head...

There once was a man called Michael Finnegan,
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan,
The wind came along and blew them in ag'in,
Poor old Michael Finnegan begin ag'in

 

i'm off to netball practice...

 

I just got the most awesome bj ever

 

you have never bought jelly

 

i take my teeth out whenever i give a bj...

 

This is too much for me to handle this early in the morning....:devil:

I just had rotten cabbage for breakfast.....

 

farmout likes me to leave my teeth in... he even insists that i sharpen them to a point... loik er toigrrrrr... arf

 

I like to steal her teeth to get my kicks.