The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

above poster is a certified, rectified, quantified legal aircraft mechanic....;-)

 

above posted is funnier than he thinks he is


oh wait..this isnt the insult thread....but it still fits in the lies one

 

I used to like the above poster....

Wait, in a friendly manly way though....

 

i want to know when farmout is gonna make an honest man of BBAD

but seriously... you do know he's carrying your child??? take it off him before he drops it on its' bleedin head...

 

Above poster has a mad mad crush on Imaginary Being...

 

here is that pic i said i'd send of your mum, giving birth to you...



what a bird!!!

 

Wow, I wish I was that flexible!.....;-)

I think I'm gonna go out and start a forest fire....;-)

 

I've never seen the inside of a birdhouse.

 

I just did a hit of micro-dot.....;-)

 

this house smells like fresh sex

 

That scent comes in a spray can now!.....

 

Yes, and I spray it through the house when I'm expecting guess...

 

orgasms are so boring, i usually fall asleep as they build...

 

Sex is overrated, I'd rather have a hot steaming bowl of oatmeal.....;-)

 

it's close though...

 

Having multiple orgasms is a drag...

 

i just get the nail file out at those moments...

 

I never wipe my butt after I poop.

 

i never change my underwear...

 

I wear underwear.