The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I have a beard.

 

I'm a genius

 

i trimmed Tipsys beard so that she wouldn't trip on it ever again...

 

I baked lillallyloukins a beautiful muffin to show my appreciation, and it didn't turn out to be a complete mess

 

Above poster can't sit down now because of so many birthday spankings....

 

Above poster is the reason I can't sit down....

 

The above poster had so many candles on her birthday cake that she passed out trying to blow them all out...

 

^^ She has been lying about her age for the last 60 years.

 

I just tripped while walking up the hill behind my cabin and rolled all the way to the top, only to find myself in another dimension floating on a corn flake whilst being fed grapes by a beautiful naked fairy who was also a nymph.....Well, I told you all I (Tripped)....

 

I'm planning on sellin' the house in the country and movin' in town...

 

obama dumped his wife and has declared undying love for me... we getting married in the spring and you are all invited...

 

I just love election time with all the sweet thing the candidates have to say about each other...

 

my digital radio is sooo much better than the old analogue one...

 

Im not feeling all tingly and bubbly when I chat with this old girlfriend I recently reconnected communication with

 

^^^ she'd be a fool to get with you again...

 

Everything within the link within the link is TRUTH!

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=410310&f=126

 

i can tell that you are an avid sun reader/fan too

 

she is still happily married and has two really bad young boys

 

My butt feels really good after my long bicycle ride...

 

oh I love the feeling of sore taint in the spring when you first ride a bike after not riding all winter