The Latest Craze in Japan

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Where is Schofield's heart at?​

 

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Someone ought to write to what's left of English television about the entertainment gap we have discovered.

 

Machines in the country sell everything from sushi socks, bottled flying fish, surgical masks, and canned carrots to used underwear. Yep, you read that right.​

 

i'm relieved, i thought it was a dildo at first.

 

Square watermelons were first designed to fit more compactly in fridges and to be cut more easily, but they’ve since become decorative items that can cost as much as $160. And Japanese farmers didn’t stop at square shapes either.​

 

i feel like there should be a follow up to this statement.

 

I'll google dildos.

 

No wonder people get sick over there.

 

yeah, square watermelons can't be healthy.

 

Not at that price.

 

I'll take it.