The Lamest Comeback thread

yo mamma is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

yo mamma is living out at the funny farm...;-)

 

you're not funny enough to live on funny farm

 

If my dog had a face like yo momma I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

 

yo mamma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

you are a monkey.

 

you smell worse than good cheese

 

not even swiss cheese likes you!

 

you went to the store to get swiss and came back w/ francs... coz that's the currency they use there

 

yo momma is so ugly that when your grandmother delivered her she tried and beg the doctors to take the placenta home instead.

 

yo mamma is so greasy she sweats Crisco.

 

Yo momma is so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.

 

You just might be considered for a time out....;-)

 

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

 

Yo mamma is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

 

Your lucky the authorities caught Michael Vick when they did because yo momma was scheduled in the next match.

 

Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space.

 

your mama is so ugly that the neighbors thought you were being raised by queers

 

^ we know you love yo momma but did you need to put her in your signature pic?

 

your mamas nickname is cheeseburger vagina