The Lamest Comeback thread

yo mommas so ugly that medusa turns to stone if she looks at her.

 

Yo momma is so fat she uses the I-10 as a slip and slide.

 

your mamma's got play-dough teeth

 

^LOL at nyxx. Yo momma is so smelly that Red Lobster just opened a store insider her vagaina.

 

Yo momma is so fat she can't jump to conclusions.

 

yo momma is so dumb that when she took an iq test and got a 65 she said " Well at least I didn't fail"

 

your mamma's got a pegleg with a kickstand

 

yo momma so nasty she keep ice between her leg to keep the crab fresh

 

Yo momma is so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet!

 

Yo momma is so ugly and hairy that she's the new mascot for preventing forest fires.

 

Yo momma is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

Yo momma is like a pimple ugly to look at, embarassing to walk around with in public, and when you squeeze she squirts everywhere.

 

Yo momma has touched more knobs than the gas man!

 

Lol i know u r but wut am i??

 

yo momma is so smelly she made Right Guard go left

 

Yo momma is so Nasty that she considers a tossed salad, blumpkin and golden shower an appetizer, main meal and drink on the side.

 

wtf? lol

yo momma is so hairy she look like she got buckwheat in a headlock.

 

Yo momma is so poor she wears Cheerios as earrings

 

yo mamma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

well you're a monkey!