The Lamest Comeback thread

Your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving!

 

Wants to be a big brother.....;-)

 

Well you only sleep with supermodels.

 

Throws marshmellers at passing motorsickle coppers....;-)

 

U look like yo mamma

 

You need visine to get the red out!....;-)

 

you need viagra to get the red up.

 

You need the wizard of OZ for a new brain....;-)

 

You have sausage fingers

 

Yo mama is so fat she wears a vcr remote as a pager.

 

your mamma 's got a glass eye with a fish in it

 

Yo momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

I'm gonna slap you upside the haid wid a wet noodle....;-)

 

Yo momma is such an alcoholic that she gets drunk and makes her dates dress up like pirates in the bedroom then says "I wanna little captain in me"

 

Yo momma is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

 

yo momma so fat her belt size is equator

 

Yo momma is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.

 

yo momma's so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour coz it said "concentrate"

 

Your momma is so dumb she was hit by a parked car.

 

yo momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody