The Lamest Comeback thread

Looking at you, Darwin would think you are the missing link between monkey and man.

 

well youd be before the monkey

 

youd be before single celled organisms

 

you'd be before organisms

 

youre before the universe!!!

 

You still cheak under your bed for monsters!
(By the way, I think you just called BBAD God. lol)

 

I am God

 

wigger!

 

you make me want to pee myself

 

Could you just sit down and chill for a minute?.....;-)

 

To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

 

you smell like grandma farts

 

No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance.

 

why dont you go watch the sand grow

 

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

 

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

 

well duh

 

Is that a gherkin or are you just happy to see me?

 

Is there an actual reason for you to be here?....;-)