The lamest comeback ever thread

Yeah just like your mam

 

lol

yea, we export it to you.

 

Your mam's a stoat.

 

I bet you can't even spell the word stoat

 

Well at least I'm not .. retarded!!!

 

I'm only retarded because your dad did my mum and gave me his dodgy RETARD GENES. That makes you half retard too. Tard

 

You come from a country where stoats are.

 

awww that really hurt my feeeeeelings. Im going to go and weep myself to sleep. UHUHUHARGH

 

You sent your convicts to a place with better weather and nicer food.

 

If I was a hot chick I SO WOULDN'T DO YOU

 

Even Jesus thinks you're a wanker.

 

A-ha thats where you're wrong...jesus doesn't even know what wanking is, because it's a sin. If you wank, ypu're going to burn up in hell. Have a nice time being burnt to a crisp, sucker! wanker

 

I'm sure that jesus fapped in his teen years, at least once.

 

I'm gona tell God you said that and he'll all like beat you up and shit

 

God gave us free will, until we die anyway.

Unlike skip he is unable to physically intervene with me. Pfft, pussy.

 

We all know you want him to though. You want him to molest you at night

 

God doesn't have a penis.

 

No but you have. ON YOUR HEAD

 

My head will jizz on you.

 

peace be with you