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I'm currently drinking:

A Jar of My Own Piss by Hobo Piss Factory out of Oregon

This is a jar full of human urine which showcases the finer notes of... well, human urine.

Guaranteed to have as much as 1% ABV, depending on how much hand sanitizer the hobo drank prior to producing this rich yellow goodness.

Pour a somewhat hazy, mostly diluted opaque orange with hints of deep red and phlegm yellow.

White frothy head.

Aroma is mostly pure human piss, mixed with a hint of chemicals, dog, alcohol, tobacco, iron, and the slightest whiff of feces.

Flavor contains sophisticated notes of diluted piss composed beautifully with thicker richer fresh morning piss, together with the slightest alcoholic burn, high blood-like iron, some iodine, cigarette butts, and surprisingly, mint.

Mouthfeel is full and crisp, like a hungover morning under the bridge, with lots of juiciness. Carbonation is light to non-existent.

Overall an AMAZING batch of piss from high quality piss producers gathered by AMAZING piss gatherers which will surely come up with other great jars of piss. Highly recommended.

A+

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^..... Love It........It Could Be Said You Are "Taking The Piss" Out Of This Thread.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Oi

Moving right along, what is everyone's favorite irish beer?

 

Guinness Foreign Extra Stout & Guinness Antwerpen.

 

Just had Antwerpen last night and I have to agree that it's easily off the top of my head the best Irish beer.
I prefer the smoothness and drinkability of guinness draught though.

Drinking souther tiers Creme Brulee now. Reminds me more of a liqueur 43 than any beer I can recall.

Very much a sipper. Pretty much just alcohol, vanilla, and caramel notes.
Smell is similar but with something funky mixed in.

A-

 

Damn nigga, you drink before AND after work?

 

No work yesterday or today.

 

went to the store to get a couple more Elysian pumpkin stouts.. 5$ each, since Im loyal he gave me 3 for 5$.. work for me, tho its not something I really wanted but couldnt pass up the price..

 

I love all the beers i've tried from Elysian brewing company!

 

I have been so overwhelmed with amazing, world class beers these last few days I haven't even bothered writing reviews for most of them.

Here is what I am drinking at the moment, however. It's like one of the best beers by one of the best breweries in the world. That is, of course, Trillium out of Massachusetts.

 

Now drinking a newly-released collaboration beer between Evil Twin and Omnipollo, this is Old Fashioned Lemonade IPA.

This would be an awesome beer for summer. Not much hop character, but lots lemonade. Drinks more like a sour than an IPA.

7% ABV

A rather different beer, but I like it.

 

Awesome juice.

 

that's a pretty cool looking beverage!

 

As always, I have a few pages to catch up on... but dropping my review here first.
Now, tonight will be different.
I bought a 6-pack of one kind of beer, instead of having multiple brews to try.

That being said, here's the one review I'll be doing tonight (unless I decide to re-review after getting a couple in me.):

Brew:

(Alc. 8.2%)

Smell: Soft earthy hops, very slight funk in the distance and just a ghost of peppercorn whispering through.

Taste: Soft and creamy up front. Then, salt and pepper kick in together, biting under the edges of the tongue. Those soft hops are rounding out a few edges, but that bite holds on to yer tongue for awhile.

Overall, not a horrible beer. It's probably exactly what it was meant to be. But, I probably would've been happier if I didn't dedicate myself to a 6er.

 

Pressed Rat when are you going to revew the special edition bud light 'lime' for us??

 

That didn't take long... all caught up now.
Also, finished my first beer, walked the dog and am now a bit into my second one.


On a side note... I think it'd be cool if we lived closer together and could all start our own brewery.
jus sayin

 

Am I the only one here living in California?

 

Good question.
I live in NJ, but I've been to Cali a handful of times throughout my life.

Family trip (dad's business conventions) as a child.
Second Life conventions, as an adult.

Not sure if I ever was in Cali for anything other than a convention, now that I think about it.
lol

 

Oi... I'm heading in-world.
(As in, logging into Second Life.)

If none y'all are in there... why the fuck not?

 

Not There Yet......But Close Behind You.....



Cheers Glen.