The Jungle Chat

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mmmm ween in playing in new york on halloweeeen!

 

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.


She said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
He replied, M'am... State Troopers Don't have balls.


There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

 

Mmmm......23mg of xanax. The perfect way to end an evening Some weed would be better, of course, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow.

 

b...whats happening?..where ya bin?

 

Lurking. lol I've been out of the house a lot lately too, working and hanging out with a friend.

What's new with you?

 

its good to get out of the house...it must look like i never leave but truth is i am in and out all day long when i am in town....and this is what i been doing out of town...way way way out of town

 

Beautiful crop:sifone:

The main place I've been hanging out is the lake with a friend. There are two pics of me at the lake in the "pics of the stoned" thread. It's a lovely place

 

LOL @ "poops". That's cute. I never get the shits from pizza. Beer is another story, or maybe just powerful malt liquor, but after drinking a lot of Steel Reserve and/or Four Loko, I have to shit like a madman the next day. At least I don't get hangovers though. lol

 

immortalized in a toon.,..

 

I know. What have I started on this site?

Awesomeness that's what.

 

Thanks for that, btw My pupils are huge in the cartoon, so I must be tripping, along with the weed, xanax, and alcohol. lol

 

pizza pops...

I couldn't eat those things for years...

I used to love them, ate a couple everyday... get home from work, toss a couple in the microwave while getting cleaned up and ready to go to the bar. Heat some more up when I got back...

Until one night when I was really really flying on acid... A bunch of us went back to the apartment to keep partying and I tossed a bunch in the microwave and put them out on a plate.

I grabbed one and went to take a bite and just before it got to my mouth, a face appeared on it and it screamed... like 100% completely terrified scream of NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I freaked... lol tossed the whole plate of them out the window (4th floor) and couldnt even look at one for years... lol

On another note, I was just sitting outside puffing a joint and a chicken came up to me... me being the smartass I am hold the joint down and say, "Wanna toke?"

The damned chicken grabbed the joint in its beak and tried to run away... lol

 

wella wella wella
long weekend kids...who has school tuesday?

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


haha...i need a nap already

faelix....do you have wheels this weekend?

 

heeelllll yeah

so i might get dropped from my classes...i have so much art stuff to be done - my weeks are soooo fucking busy. i've been goin to school for 2 weeks now

and my job sucks worse than ever, i hate havin no money

first fridays tonight and a 8AM class tomorrow whatever...i need to find me some poosay

 

lol

 

so? raincheck?

 

So for one of my classes today we went hiking for 3 hours... 2 people barely made it.. 1 passed out right next to me i thought he had slipped and then i saw him convulse.. crazy

 

my grandson... admiring a snake


my daughters died wool drying in front of the house..