The Jungle Chat

I don't understand how the USPS still exists... they must make a ton of money off of junk mail.. i dunno about other folks.. but im amazed that you can order something that is like 2000mi away and get it the next fucking day! it amazes me

 

planes travel across the country all hours of the day.. Much mail.. but yeah it is amazing..

 

This morning I was hitting my bong on my front steps before school when I noticed this guy handing out flyers door to door.
I thought he walked off so I kept hitting the bong and right as I started toking I noticed that he was a few steps away from me.

So I continued to hit the bong, milking it and clearing it while he watched and held out his flyers. I held the smoke in and said thanks as I grabbed the flyers. He stood and stared at me for a couple of seconds before walking away from my house into a big white van that his work buddy was sitting in.

 

What was the flyer for?

 

ya really...you leave us hanging...what was the damn flyer for?

 

Chinese..

 

Perfect for the munchies he surely felt.

 

Just a bag of assorted flyers for various stores and a free sample of soap..

 

Well at least with the free soap you can clean the sticky icky from you hands.

 

mmmm..... just got back from the chinese buffet... feel like im bout to birth 3 chinese babies

 

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tacos and riot porn..

 

Those buffets are never as good as when you order foods and have them cooked on the spot.. maybe it's the buffets I've been to, but it feels like everything is half assed.

Of course, you can't complain about the fact that there's so much food!

 

yeah there is nothing top notch about buffets.. unless its like the Main St Station in Las Vegas... but when you're high as shit.. it's like heaven

 

theres an itallian food buffet out here that is so awesome. they even have good cannolis (out here cannolis usually have green sugar sprinkles, blech). and they have so many delicious dishes, its a beautiful thing. they are called Cinzettis, and while they arent cheap it is a very special treat. nom nom, now i want itallian food!

 

Fuck yeah meatloaf!

 

eww.. meatloaf

 

"You must kick like a bus full of my mother's meat loaf".

That's what my karate teacher used to say to us to motivate us..

 

haha i do not like nor dislike meatloaf

it is simply one of those foods that 'is'

and it 'is' filling...and my stomach is now happy...now we smoke some hash

 

bah i can't fuckin sleep.. im stoned as shit though

 

Rawhide..lol..