The It's just wrong joke thread

I wanted to start a thread where we could share the most sick, twisted and just all around fucked up jokes.

I'll start,

What the best thing about fucking 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them

 

what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

nothing shes already been told twice

 

How do you make a seven year old cry twice?




you wipe her tears with your bloody penis.

 

How long does it take for a black person to take a shit?

9 months.


i'm not a racist

 

Being from Ohio, I should know some fucked up jokes, but the worst I can think of right now is - "Is it proper to buy your wife a mother's day present, even though she is your sister?"

 

its not that sick but it makes me laugh:

a man walks into the doctors and says: 'doctor ive got a real problem, i think my wifes dead'

so the doctor says 'well what makes u think your wifes dead sir?'

and the man replies 'well the sex is the same, but the ironings piling up'


DU DUM CHHHHHH

 

What's the best thing about a 10 year old in the shower?

When her hair is wet she looks 8...

iggy:

 

...i don't get it :hat:

 

A Minister, Rabbi and Priest are on a cruise together when the cruise ship hits a large rock and begins to sink. Everyone begins to panic.

"Save the women and children!" cries the Minister.

"Fuck the children," replies the Rabbi.

The Priest turns around, "Do you think there's time?"

 

What did Abe Lincoln say after comming off a 3 day drunk?
I set WHO FREE!


Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The nione year old tied up in my basement.

 

Satistics say Women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms
Men say-Big fucking deal tryfaking a relationship just for a shag !!!!!

 

Whats the difference between a crack dealer and a crack whore?

A crack dealer can't wash his crack and sell it again!

 

Dude, that was great. Thank you for that...

 

Q:What's black and white and red all over?
A: Dead baby in the corner.

Q:What's black and white and green all over?
A: Same baby a week later.

I feel so dirty now.
Great thread!

 

this is the only joke I've ever retained, I know my canadian bitches will get this one...


how do you kill a fox????










cut off his leg and make him run across Canada

 

hahaa, that's my favorite

 

*_*... I don't get it!
My boyfriend just pretended to know for like 15 minutes, but wouldn't explain on the grounds that he "didn't know how." Finally he admits he doesn't know, and I've just crawled the whole internet and still can't find out!!

 

If you are talking about the fox one I am pretty sure It Is about Terry Fox, He had one leg and ran accross Canada to raise money for Cancer.a year after his run (I think) he died.

 

Terry Fox was a guy who ran across most of canada, he had is leg amputated because of cancer, i think, and eventually died from pneumonia.

 

Bummer. I see the controversy. Thanks for explaining. It was driving me crazy!!