The issues of peeing.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    F.F.S.......The Advice Offered In This Thread Is Truly Pathetic..:(.

    60 Posts, And Still Not One Of You Pissheads Has Offered The Correct

    Solution To This Ladies Prob.:mad:

    The Answer Is Simple As..

    Before Peeing, Simply Scrunch Up Some Loo Paper And Drop It In..

    Stops All The Splash And 90% Of The Sound.

    Problem Solved..:D.

    God, Why Has GLEN Got To Do All The Thinking Around Here..:toetap05:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 17, 2009
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  3. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    also works with freshly changed\cleansed porta-potties.
     
    Dave_techie, Jul 17, 2009
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  5. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Already thought of that, GLENNNNNN,,

    Reason I didn't suggest it was BECAUSE,,it still makes a sound, because initially, when it gets wet, it becomes just another receptacle for the piss, making the piss hitting piss sound. Only during the initial seconds is the pissing sound absorbed adequately to qualify for a "piss-sound-damper-classification-certificate".

    (I think like a ninja)

    Personally, I think only a ramp of the right angle would work. :toetap05:
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  7. lode

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    That destroys trees, and Lodes all about cute fluffy bunnies.
     
    lode, Jul 17, 2009
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  9. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    See,,it's an engineering problem. You've got to change the mechanics of a "pissfall" to the mechanics of a gentle "piss-stream",,, :cool:
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  11. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Yeah,,and that too,, :toetap05:
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  13. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    When i hear my mom peeing i cover my ears and start screaming in my mind. Does that count?
     
    Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 17, 2009
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  15. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    no...i don`t tell anybody and i don`t care if anybody hears anything..,,,i am just peeing not killing poor little animals with it. my piss is not radio active....still
     
    Greengirl, Jul 17, 2009
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  17. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    How would it get radio active? Vaginal(the sexiest word) contact with a radioactive Penis or Sex toy? :)
     
    Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 17, 2009
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  19. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Greengirl drinks all that radioactive water from the Black Sea,,
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  21. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    i have no idea, maybe from too much fucking an electricity is form and you can have something like a vag fire ball or whatever...and with ...oh wait wait i have to stop talking bullshit now:piggy:
     
    Greengirl, Jul 17, 2009
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  23. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    oh...hell no this is going to be way worse than radio active or whatever..i know people piss in there:(
     
    Greengirl, Jul 17, 2009
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  25. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Go back to what you do best,,post fashion pics,,haha..
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  27. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    "The Piss Sea",,haha,,
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  29. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    hah oh dear this is so much not the best thing i do.
     
    Greengirl, Jul 17, 2009
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  31. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    I'm the opposite, I try to make as much noise as possible when taking a piss, makes it sound like I have a bigger penis. All the other guys shrivel up in the presence of what sounds like a horse relieving itself.
     
    jamaican_youth, Jul 17, 2009
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  33. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    I can only imagine,,, :D
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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  35. GLENGLEN

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    Sigh.....:toetap05:

    GLEN Just Can't Wrap His Head Around What Is Causing All This Drama.

    So Many Times I Have Read How People Say They Love The Sound Of...

    (1)..Rain Falling On Your Roof.

    (2)..The Ocean Breaking Against The Shoreline.

    (3)..The Sound Of A Creek Babbling Over Rocks..:p.

    (4)..The Sound Of A Waterfall.

    SO WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE......AND....

    (1)..Some Drunk Pissing On Your Back Deck.:eek:.

    (2)..Pissing On The Shoreline.

    (3)..The Sound Of Pissing On Rocks On The Edge Of A Babbling Creek.

    (4)..The Sound Of A Really Strong Piss Obtained By Standing On Top

    Of A Cliff And Pretending To "Be" A Waterfall.:D.



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 17, 2009
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  37. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    no you cant until you see my drawings you can`t.
     
    Greengirl, Jul 17, 2009
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  39. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    That's exactly what I was sayin'

    Guys do that,,staking out their territory 'n all,, :cheers2:
     
    arthur itis, Jul 17, 2009
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