The issues of peeing.

what time last night because i think i heard you pee ........and i'm in canada...and you know damn well thats not all that happened...at my friends house...when i pee in her back bathroom it sounds really loud to ME...i think to myself...how can she not hear this?...and why is the damn water level so high in the toilette...if it was lower i could pee a little to the side where it is much quieter...its acoustics

 

No.
I don't think that's it.
I think it's because I don't like people listening to me urinate.

 

Why would you tell me that?!?!?!?!

 

ew. This thread reminds me of our creepy duplex neighbor.
When we lived next to him we thought our walls were paper thin we heard every convo(when we got new neighbors we never heard a thing).
Well. anyway- When ever his girl friend was over we'd screaming from their bathroom "Are you in the kitchen!?, Get out of the kitchen ! You know I can't pee when you listen!"- and then his voice " I like to listen"
It was sooo creepy..especially since I was afraid he would be pressed against the shared wall when I peed.
Also, he was a probation officer-mixing business and pleasure??

 

because i was hopin it would make you laugh....did any of your friends last night happen to make any cracks about niagara falls?...perhaps a 'firehose' comment...casual and not directed right at you...something like...''hey guys,how many gallons comes out of the average FIREHOSE?''cause that could be a signal that you are a loud pee-er

 

no
they just called me an idiot.

 

We'll help you get over this. Leave this thread open then go pee.

 

Here's the solution:

Have someone install a bathroom fan that sounds as loud as a jet engine. (One of mine does that.)

or

Bring a boombox in to pee with, and crank up the volume on some phat beats.

or,,

The same, but put on a CD of Handel's Messiah, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, singing the "Hallelujah Chorus"

or,,

Act all drunk and sing, at the top of your lungs,, "He's got the whooooole world,,,in his hands,,,he's got the whooooole world,,,in his hands,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,," until you're done.

or,,

train your dog to howl every time you pee, until you come out.

or tell your friends you've just begun a meditation regimen,,,with a mantra that you have to repeat when you're in the bathroom. Then go in, and chant "Boomshockalakalaka Boomshockalakalaka Boomshockalakalaka,,,," until you're done.

or,,

take yodeling lessons, and yodel loudly until you're done,,

etc.

 

I go pee when people are watching tv, listening to music, or are sleeping and when they are sleeping, I try to pee slowly.

 

Take up the bagpipes. Tell your friends you're going in to practice. Play badly until you come out.

 

No.

I have a cock. I am very happy about this.
If possible, I'll go piss in the ocean even though there is a bathroom with no line. Peeing in the ocean is a beautiful thing.

 

Damn! Now I can never go swimming in the ocean again!

 

Seriously, as a practical consideration you might find something to pee on that absorbs the sound,,like a kind of ramp, or something. I'm sure the CIA could help you. Ninja's have to pee, you know. What do they do?

 

I don't know, but I need to!

 

Damn, all this talk now I have to go pee.

 

Got any diapers? hehe,,

You could say you're an astronaut in training.

 

Haha.
YAY!

 

Flannelwearin' should have a picture on her bathroom ceiling,,,that big eye in your cig,,watching her pee.

I was in someone's bathroom recently, and there was this picture of Jeff Goldblum on the ceiling, smiling, with the caption,,"Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop"

edit: Sorry. I take it all back.. That's just WRONG,,

 

I have to scroll by really fast pass his sig cause I'm ometaphopic and i hate eyes.

 

Girl, you seem to have several issues.