The Insult Thread

"Kill all the funny"?? Good job fucknut, did you come up with that one all by yourself? Why don't you just get the fuck out of this thread and take your George-Costanza-caliber insults with you? Then when you're done you can masturbate to those pictures of yourself in bra & panties, you fucking pre-op transvestite-wannabe.

 

Fuck you...

 

this would be the best thread ever if it wasn't full of mindless twits.

 

No, it would be the best thread ever if jesuswasamonkey would pull his head out of his ass and actually make an intelligent insult. Until then, he's killing his own thread.

 

ah, you're just jealous because he looked better in women's undies than you did the other night when you "got together."

 

I look good in anything bitch, so suck my dick.

And fuck you extra-violently mr dimeroll. My thread rocks, it's up to 14 pages in a day and a half, It's the greatest fucking thread ever and you're just jealous because nobody likes you and nobody posts in your silly little threads. You're not even worthy of sucking my dick, I'm just gonna pop out your eyeball and skullfuck you to death.

 

The reason this thread is so long is that people can't wait to flame your ass, even if it is as easy as picking their nose.

 

Shut the fuck up cumstain. People don't like me because I am a superior organism, that scares people, people don't like you because you are an inferior organism, you are a stain in the gene pool and somebody needs to get the chlorine.

 

Bitch, please. What the fuck makes you think you have half an ounce of worth?

 

Your mom seemed to locate my half ounce of worth easily enough when I deposited it on her face the other night.

 

your insults are lamer than bill maher's, jesuswasamonkey. shut the fuck up beforethis thread dies, you inbred fetus of a horse's dick

 

lovely brawd!

 

Hey DopeSickKid, Vanilla Ice wants his look back. Seriouslly your fucking 13 and you act like a lot of 20 year old life rejects I know. Life in general isn't so morbid so grow the fuck up and quit acting so oppressed while wearing a 50 dollar hoodie and 20 dollar beanie

Man Eliot, all you do is bitch and complain about the stupidity of others and the dumbass comments they make. Aren't you the lame little fuckhead who put on a bra becuase you and your friends thought it would be funny? Oh yeah dude... Thats right up there with the fake fart. Seriouslly how fucking stupid do you have to be to be sitting around and go "You know what?... I wanna put on a bra. That's gonna be hillarious!" Me and my friends have taken heroic doses of magical mushrooms and we didn't think of anything quite that retarded... Seriouslly heres a chart
---- Stupid hallucegenic idea
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---- Barbra Streisand Album
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Jesuswasamonkey: Good idea for a thread, to bad you lack the articulation to make a halfway decent insult. Seriouslly how hard is it to type a few more words besides, "Fuck you -insert name-" Jesus christ man use a little creativity. I mean when you fuck the shit out of your own mother you do, so why cant you use the same insentive in your own creation?

soulrebel51: You have no penis... plain and simple

And just so's you know, I hate all you mother fuckers. Burn in hell and suck a scaley cock you stupid fucking maggots

 

"Man Eliot, all you do is bitch and complain about the stupidity of others and the dumbass comments they make. Aren't you the lame little fuckhead who put on a bra becuase you and your friends thought it would be funny? Oh yeah dude... Thats right up there with the fake fart. Seriouslly how fucking stupid do you have to be to be sitting around and go "You know what?... I wanna put on a bra. That's gonna be hillarious!" Me and my friends have taken heroic doses of magical mushrooms and we didn't think of anything quite that retarded... Seriouslly heres a chart
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Hahaha, you like Barbra Streisand. FAG. Ahahaha.

 

Its called quote brakets you retard. No I do not like Barbra Streisand, but I have however heard of her as have most people in this world. This is how I know that you suck more than her.... You know what... words can not explain how fucking RETARDED you are because you cant make a simple connection. "Gee perhaps he knows who she is but does not in fact like her. After all, it is impossible to know someone and hate them at the same time." Well I got evidence against that theory. YOU ya little wanna be drag cocksucker

 

Well, I figure if she's that much higher than me, you must fucking love her. I mean, because everyone likes me.

 

Fucks crack whores from New Mexico in the ass just for a "turn on".

 

No no.. they really dont. They feel sorry for you. Ever notice when you get up to take a leak you hear laughing on your way back? Thats cause they're laughing at your ass. Maybe I should edit the graph.
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---- You

 

Fecalphiliacs!