the "i once..." thread

i once worked at both mcdonnalds and burger king.. and im not gonna gross u out by telling u what went oin there i'll omly say YOU DO NOT WANT TO EAT THERE...EVER

unless u enjoy meat thats been kicked around the floor before being cooked or like alittle cockroach flavoring in your special sauce

i worked 1 day in a dog food factory that stunk like rotting death and id rather eat that toxix crap then anything from mcdonnalds or burgerking


interesting fact when u stick a cockroach in a sandwich and microwave it the roaach explodes and completely blends into the whoppers special sauce...
remember that next time u bite into 1
(oh btw i dodnbt do asny of those things just worked there and witnessed them)

 

i once watched my friends kill a racoon with a bow and arrow and crowbar

 

i once ate 4 grams of shrooms in school and contemplated taking all my clothes off and running outside screaming because i had no clue wtf was going on.

 

i once smoked a bunch of bowls at the beach at night on the lifeguard's stand with some friends with beach police glaring at us when we hid the bowl after every hit. fun times.

 

ate an apple

 

thought up a bunch of stuff i did, then forgot, because one time i read bandbeyonddescriptions post...believe me, its right up there

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I did something like that - I once accidentally stole someones shoes cos I took mine off to dance around the drum circle (I was the FIRE!) and when I went to leave I put on some shoes and was to drunk to realise they weren't mine.

Assuming the person whos shoes I took took mine when they couldn't find their own, they got the better deal cos my shoes were new and theirs were falling apart.

 

When I just came to australia my parents and I were driving to this halloween event in the city, it had rides and stuff. Which is strange, because they dont really celebrate it here. But anyway, my dad had his old car and we were on some main road and I started to feel sick, and I was yelling to stop the car, but they couldn't lol so I ended up throwing up all over myself. And my mum went to buy me somethnig to wear from a fancy dress shop (batgirl outfit) and while she was gone a policeman came over to the car. My dad just pointed at me and the policeman was like OHHHHH

And ALL my clothes were drenched in puke, including my undies, so I just wore the batgirl outfit lol