The I Am Sobering Up Thread

I got mashed this afternoon. I am now sobering up, might be going out tonight to get mashed again. And on a school night as well.

 

When I was teaching I pulled a few Jack Black's as I used to call them.

 

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

 

Never party so hard that you cant party the next day.. I like to party all the time.

 

Sounds like you haven't sobered up yet r0llin.

 

He's sober enough to copy and paste that from somewhere else...

 

Or drunk enough to actually think he could pull it off and get away with it teehee.

 

Speaking of sobering up, I used to drink too much. I would go buy one of those flavored vodkas they have at Target and blend it with ice all night until I didn't want any more. It was a trying time and I got really shaky. That was a wake up call. The shakes.

 

On "The Wagon" Here......Haven't Had A Drink In 8 Days.....Much Clearer Thinking.....Much Healthier

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Cheers Glen.

 

Alcohol makes me stupid, and don't need help in that department.

 

im getting drunk now. sucks to be u..

 

sobering up is not my strong point. i don't drink until i pass out anymore, but i generally keep sipping enough to maintain the buzz until it's time for bed. sobering up while you're still awake is a pretty uncomfortable sensation.

 

There's a sucker born every minute, or we'd all be dead.

 

I have also had 2x morning beers.

 

See I pretty much roll out of bed late evening I won't drink or smoke but even though I've been awake, morning beers and smoko is always the best. now I'm gonna feed the rabbits and have a smoko, maybe a bath. Should be feeling good.

 

In Medieval Europe, people rarely drank water because of the risk of disease, so most people drank alcohol.

It was perfectly common to drink large amounts of wine, beer, and hard cider, meaning it was also perfectly common to be drunk as early as 10:30 in the morning.

 

The first artificial livers printed using a 3D printer with pluripotent stem cells are looking extremely promising, and could prove a financial boon to the liquor industry by keeping more of their patrons alive longer.

 

So basically AA meetings will be standing room, only …lol…

 

lol @ sobering up

 

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