The I am Drunk Thread

I’m drunk right now because I found a bar in Alaska called the Asylum. Where they sell quality beers like Space Dust IPA and Sculpin IPA by the pint at a price of $3.50

Hells to the yeah, bitches!

 

What the hell, out here I can't even get a bud light for that price!

 

working on another 4loko right meow

 

fuck u
and u
and u
and u..

 

I can't drink cause I have to drive later. I'm popping in stoned. simulated drink driving lol. We should make a race of it. You have to polish off a 6pack beer and do 100 laps at Darlington.

 

Where do I apply to be the Queens Guard?

 

A gift from God! The race has been cancelled. now I can have a drink today

 

3:20 am (give or take a couple minutes) and I'm seriously considering the bottle of rum in the kitchen. can't sleep anyway.

 

And "Fuck You Too".......X 10.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm in the pub.

 

If you like me then stop being so stupid. Arggghhh.

 

The 27 y/o?

 

Likes=Stupid

 

I like to think of us Hip Forumers having a permanent drinkathon. I'm sure at least one of us is drunk at any one time 24/7 365. Or maybe that's just Glen on his porch.

 

I apologize.

 

You could stand on glenglens porch in a silly hat if you want

 

truest thing posted on hipforums.

 

Hai I've had 2x annihilates and I'm straight sober but I feel drunk.

 

getting tipsy

 

In the pub again?