The I am Drunk Thread

What's with all this pointing fingers at me ahhh

Need a drink after this.

 

I didn't have my whiskey.

 

Starting to sober now, that means it's time for another beer.

 

Ahh it's a bad feeling that because trying to catch up again can be hard. Then you'll be like damn! I should have stayed in top of this buzz! Which is why I carry joint's on me now so I can keep buzzing no matter what.

 

I am glad my comments affect you/have this effect on you.

 

My pen died a while back, just finally got a new one, and the old cartridge seems to have dried up, no smoke. I wonder if I heat it up will it turn back to oil.

 

It's wine-o-clock!!!

 

I was “over-served” (lol)

 

You never told us how this worked out.

 

(thankfully, tonight’s poison was not tequila)

 

tonight’s poison is a cheap bottle of wine with some VODKA

 

I had a little vodka earlier, kinda made me sick in the tummy so I stopped.

 

^
You mention belly aches an awful lot i find

Happily you almost always know the origin and it is self caused most of the time but still

 

Okay, so I'm fucking drunk. OMg.

It's only 4pm, but a friend dared me. This is so stupid. #workingfromhome

 

I was never a drinker really. But lately I'm getting the stomach for it. Maybe it's just getting older and more cynical and feeling like you just need a fucking drink all the time.

 

I have yet to have a drink all weekend except Friday night.

 

I have had a bit of scotch. Maybe enough to pass the threshold from tipsy to drunk. I dont pass this threshold very often. Hey y'all!!

 

No
But it's on on Friyay

 

It is wise to wait until Friyay.