The I am Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 6-eyed shaman, Aug 29, 2018.

  1. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Hi!
     
  2. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    drunk me wouldnt be able to operate a keyboard
     
  3. deleted

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    you get drunk enough ,, youll get used to it..
     
  4. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    Just switch on auto-correct and it'll basically translate to English for you. From there, all you have to do is be aware of spelling your homophones correctly, or @EloiseAtThePlaza will call you on it.
     
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  5. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I ate a big lunch today, which prevented me from getting drunk.

    Oh well. Tomorrow is a new day.
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this was the story of my life back in high school. i had a habit of stuffing myself at every meal, so whenever i drank beer it was hard to force it down. at some point though, my body developed the ability to squeeze beer in no matter how little room remains.
     
  7. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I like drinking on an empty stomach. Gets it done fast.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that's one thing i still can't do. i can drink when i'm kind of hungry, but for some reason if i drink on a really empty stomach it burns my insides so bad i can barely function.
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    You gotta drink when you're hungry, it hits you faster. :D I don't eat when I drink, just weighs me down.
     
  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I told myself not drink this next two days but here I am staring at 7am and, I feel like a whiskey. :(
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I want to say this board is full of drunkards but in reality during times like the middle ages for instance beer and wine were served during every meal
    - including breakfast. Most people had a buzz on before noon.
     
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  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Every morning, summer or winter, it is totally acceptable to have a beer at breakfast in Germany.
     
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  13. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I'm attempting to disregard my desire for a whiskey by running a hot bath and smoking weed instead. :)
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    [​IMG]

    looks like the hare is passed the fuck out at about noon in this picture...
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I understand it’s part of your culture but from what I’ve read beer consumption has dropped off dramatically
     
  16. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    It's the millenials man. Nobody wants to drink anymore because it ruins their figure.
     
  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I mean, what I speak of, you go to bier garten 6, 7am.. It's all oldies. 60+ having a beer for breakfast, it's fantastic.

    The kids, man they ain't into the drink these days ya know, they're on the pills with the doofin and the oooncing and the boofen and the bompin

    I talk to youngens at a venue, they'll tell ya. Take a pill it's cheaper, lasts longer and you drink healthy water.

    Bloody genius when you think about it. I might have to start popping some of these pills!
     
  18. guerillabedlam

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    Craft Beers have been extremely popular with the millenial crowds.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    So you refuse to embrace the new Germany where the Beer stein is replaced by the Green Protein Smoothie
     
  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I can't really ever remember a time when I've gone too hard too early and couldn't pull myself together. I usually 2 or 3 quick drinks and then I pace myself through everything else, unless I had some roadies on the way their... Which actually happens more often than not these days.

    But yeah, nah. Too hard to early.. I don't like that. :p that's a premeditated excuse anyone can use.

    Go hard or go home!
     

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