The I am Drunk Thread

sorry, now if there was an "i am hungover" thread, that would be different.

i really just wanted to have a couple beers last night; i knew i had to work all day today. but this fucking guy kept buying shots, and i didn't want to be rude. it wasn't until afterward that i discovered his motives involved trying to get into my pants, i really wish i had just been rude in the first place.

 

I Guess That's The Price You Pay For Being Cute.....



Cheers Glen.

 

life's tough for us hotties.

 

Oh man! !

 

I named the radiator in my car Steve

 

...and what about hose b?

Lol I can't believe you're using that old joke, 6!

 

How about radiator hos?

It's 6:30am and I'm drunk as hell from wine we had last night. My alcohol tolerance has plummeted to near zero. I had...more wine than usual, but not to the point where I should be feeling like this.

I dunno, I just can't drink like I used to, which, I guess, is a good thing.

It's certainly cheaper!

 

so neo the hangover hasn't hit yet?

 

Practice makes perfect...…….lol

 

No, but we've picked up many a bottle on our drive up through wine country, so as long as I keep sipping, I can keep the hangover at bay.

LOL Ask around...I think I have a reputation as one of the heavier drinkers on Hip Forums.

 

I'm happy to say I've tried most alcohol, chemicals, plants on this earth. God bless them one and all....lol

 

Avoid the Christmas rush, be rude early...lol Motto of my life.

 

Ha drunk drunk ? I met a guy in a Dublin bar that had sailed all round the world in a ship in a painting behind the bar all seen through the bottom of his pint ! He was at least an interesting guy
Drunk is like fight club "You don't talk about it "
If you have to say your drunk your not ! your just on your way to sociable

 

Yah... I was last night and failed to post in this thread, I'm torn as to whether considering that a failure or a success. I am looking forward to a booze free weekend however.

 

If someone offers me a drink I'll have one to be sociable but I don't need it anymore. I don't see the point in endlessly repeating experiences that make you feel ill.

 

It wasn't a joke, it was a drunken typo... I wrote the OP message on my phone, and the autocorrect actually thought I meant Jose.

I'm naming my radiator Jose now.

See, this is what happens when gravity takes its toll on apostrophes; they become commas

 

Ahh, you and my brother, the grape lovers....lol