The I am Drunk Thread

You're my kinda girl YFM.

 

Oh my god just drink a lager a get on with it.

 

Well, you're tiny and petite, so that is no surprise.

 

Get the fuck outta here...lager...

 

Sorry for being American.
Pinko.

 

You're drinking Budweiser, aren't you?

 

Hahaha
Close
Coors light.

 

Heyyy *high 5* much respect, Denver brew.
I drank that in America too. Miller Lite if no Coors and Bud light if no Miller lol.

 

Hey I know what it is. It's like...alcoholic soda. What's to dislike, amirite?

 

Tbh I don't like heavy beer, so I do the lighter stuff I think it is lager? Wheat beer kills me I know, so not German but i just can't do it. Pale ales and golden ales. Ale in general too heavy. Just makes me want to sit there and do nothing.

 

There are some good craft lagers lol

 

Lager is the water of beers

 

Your face is the water of. .. Faces...

 

These ciders are too sweet. Least the apple one tasted like apple. The pineapple one tastes like pineapple candy

 

^^^And its clear. It's actually clear. Looks like a glass of Sprite. Some brewery outta Vermont of all places.

 

1/2 gram dabs..that's how I roll ..

 

Those ciders were brutal.

 

You're such a girl.

 

Anyway. I'm drunk.

Here's a thought dickheads...

Weeeeeel I stumbled in at 2am
All drunk and full of smoke
My wife says I've had enough
Thats it, I'm sick get out!
So I stumbled down to Kelly's Pub
Across the edge of town
I told the boys me story
And we had another round

 

Oh, eat me. I've moved on to the double IPA now, Coors boy.