The I am Drunk Thread

one day I am gonna pack in drinking !

 

nope, seriously, you cannot be more of a downer and pretentious, haughty, hateful, snarky, tightly wound waspy full-of-herself **** than my exwife.

you might have your low points, but you're still, at the /very/ least.. a decent human being. so, in my book, you're alright.

 

Im sure id be good competition!

 

you realize that wasn't 'me issuing a challenge' right?

kinda like a buddy of mine once told a girl that she was 'the sanest he ever dated' and her first remark back was 'challenge accepted. hold my beer.'

rather think your'e a sweetheart the way you are, and the world needs them. too many sour, salty bastards around.

 

hey, a hole in the wall could pass for modern art these days.

 

#fakenews

 

i need to walk and get some more beers.. maybe.

 

Hmm that would look a little weird. Surround that drywall impact hole in an empty picture frame.

 

This Thread! I've found it... I don't know what happens now... like are there a bunch of other drunk people about to come out the woodworks and chime in or this more like an AMA ?

 

I should post here.. since a bit agp I downed a liter of 95 proof rum. bcause rum loves me.

 

does your liver love rum? That is the question.

 

well, it ain't come back on me, and I ain't dead. and I been drinkin water, so probably no hangover either. it's hard for me to get buzzed, let alone actually goodntipsy, so I think so yeah. I think they at least have a good time screwing, even if they don't love each other.

 

Against medical advice?

 

Ask me Anything

 

Ill be having wine in about 30 mins!

 

I don't know, but I've yet to be drunk since posting in here. Am I abusing the thread?

 

What does it all mean?

 

The simulators are trying to merge disparate states of consciousness to make a cohesive flow.

 

Word.

 

Obviously they are not very good at it