The I am Drunk Thread

Post here if you've had too much to drink



So today, the radiator Jose blew up in my jeep.

I had to tow it back home. Thank Christ it wasn't too far to go. I have another car that I could use to go o he part store and buy the coolant and the hose I needed.

Then, after the sundown, I attempted to work on my car With a flashlight..I got the hose on.. Then I poured the coolant into the radiator

Then I hear the coolant spilling all over the place all over my driveway. It's dark and I can't see shit!,,

So now my driveway is covered in toxic chemicals and my jeep has so many more leaks I can't see right now. So I JUST drank a whole growler to relieve my frustrations.

That's why I,m drunk. What's your excuse

 

I was drunk 6x hours ago but sobered up but since in a 6hr period I believe I qualify for thread posting.

I was drunk because I haven't been having as much alcohol during the week and I went to play pool and I played really well and so I was happy and so I got drunk.

 

As is traditional in hip forums and most notably in random thoughts, there’s always a contrarian.

A thread buster.

Someone who in this case is completely sober and will remain so until the weekend, when engaging in the evil liquor will not impair my cognitive ability at work or while driving

 

I was drunk last night primarily to self medicate after dropping a table on my foot during the day.

I don't know how y'all get drunk but it's going to be asking a lot of me to find this particular thread to post in when I'm drunk.

 

The Answer Is Simple.....To Locate This Thread At Any Given Time....Just Stay Drunk.....Problem Solved...



Cheers Glen.

 

Yeah... I got that beat.

I don't drink.

 

Topic is getting derailed...

 

This is going to be an awesome thread!

 

Radiator Jose LOL

We had some wine with dinner last night, but neither of us were drunk.

 

The Jose had Joles...

 

This is like my home

 

Im craving sambuca

 

OK, I will post this Saturday.

 

Just commenting to add this to watched threads because one day in the future I shall be drunk

And this thread seems a good alternative to getting intoxicated and hitting up the political threads

 

I knew a driving instructor years ago who said he was a better driver after six pints than an average driver sober. I'm not so sure about that myself.

I'm halfway through my first beer, and I've just had a doobie as well. I'll keep you all posted as to when I've had 'too much' to drink.

 

Im drinking some stuff i got in greece. It's interesting

 

Im pretty tipsy

 

Good thing its not tequila. I heard tequila makes her clothes fall off...

 

Not yet, but maybe tomorrow night.....

 

I drink therefore I am a drunk