the hotbox (convo thread)

on the first day of xmas my dealer gave to me
a bag of shrooms and some lsd
we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees
but the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
we're all fucked up on smirnoff eggnogg
we crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
you give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
we'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
we're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
get in fights gettin drunk cuz we're bad kids
our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
we're the closest thing to suburban gangstas
cold air's what we breathe our vests have no sleeves
it's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
we smell like evergreens

all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay

even though my nose is runny get the honey's cuz I'm munny
but I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
with my piss I rock my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
you see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
put the back seat down and I take yer ass to tree town
yer daughter's givin me the eye
so I am givin her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
as long as I get all up in her insides

all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay

 

this one time me and my sister were fighting and i punched her into the christmas tree and one of the wires for the lights snapped and the little ruf that goes under the tree to collect the needles caught a little flame, luckily my mother was there watching us brawl so she could put it out

 

My face just flushed thinking about Christmas!!! I just want to bake pies and make babies now!

 

i wanna eat pie.. pu tang pie.. and jump on babies with combat boots

 

why are you killin babies

 

cuz i think i've killed all the kittens in the world by now..

 

Yeah, leave the babies out of this.

I need to have kids soon, I feel it.

First of all, I need to fall in love with someone that I can actually make a child with. That's a good first step!

 

nope i have two

and yes bailey that would be an awesome first step lol.

 

That is the perfect first step..

 

You're cute as a care bear
I don't even care where
You tell me to be
You know I'm gonna be there

Know I'm gonna repair
Your broken heart, I swear
Cross my own on a dare
Al Capone love affair

Got style extraordinaire
Prepare for the rare
MC Devil may care
With the bev hi hair

I will be fair
No more sad solitaire
I'll go to work like Dirk
And save you from your Dragon's Lair
You can't compare

Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
Well if I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich

What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can't conceive the life I'd lead
If you would leave then I would die

mc chris will appear from the rear
With headphones on his ears
And a head full of tears
Because his girly is not near

And he fears she be on
A pimp's stick shifting gears
Another bitch ass trick
That's a ho after some beers

Should I say amaretto sour
If I see ya drinkin' PBR
You're mine within the hour
You can be my woman Wanda

I will be your Doogie Howser
We'll play doctor
Take a shower
I'll go outside, pick you a flower

Write you a haiku
Say that I love you
I can't afford a box of chocolates
So yo, here's a yoo-hoo

The voo-doo that you do
Is something I'm not used to
But I won't decline 'cause in time
I'll be true blue

Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
Well if I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich

What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can't conceive the life I'd lead
If you would leave then I would die

Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
Well if I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich

What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can't conceive the life I'd lead
If you would leave then I would die, oh

 

Thanks for the support guys, haha.

I've just just just realized this whole vagina + vagina thing does NOT = Babies
I'm really envious of straight couples, but I could totally date a dude. I will be the best girlfriend ever because I know how much bullshit girls are to deal with sometimes so I just avoid all that, baked mad delicious desserts, cook delicious meals, pack bowls and lunches, love giving blow jobs and live the fucking American dream. Plus, if I get bored, threesomes with another girl galore.

 

i really need to be getting to bed.

night everyone

 

Good night!
I'm off too, I can already feel myself not wanting to get out of bed and onto a cold bike in the morning! Ohhh well

 

i'm back ya'll.. and feelin so good

 

good night

 

Ha ha its way to late for this, but if its going to be cold and I want to ride the next morning I bring the bike inside so its warm when I first get on it.

Oh and if I could ever find a wife like you described I think I would be the happiest man to ever exist. Except the whole wanting babies thing, thats not for me as of now or anytime in the near future.

 

I don't know what guy wouldn't want that haha

Time to go to school and buy some xanax, big question being if I take them at school or not hehe.

 

i'm so pissed..
i got like 3 hours of sleep last night and i have a test at 2, also
this sucks!