the hockey game is on

holy shit that last goal was insane!

 

Hockey = sex when yer high.

 

how is that..there is no..no
how do those two things equal each other?

 

well you're a female. so your brain doesn't work the same way. I could explain it but it would still make zero sense to you.

Straight up .... you ever been high and surrounded by hot, naked, wet, hockey boys? No?

I get that every week. But no high.

 

if i was high and surrounded by hot, naked, wet hockey boys
you all would be missing me for about a week

and yes i cannot deny that i have a smaller brain, but it is not my fault it's science

 

I play hockey

Use to play at the highest ranks until i started drinking and smoking heavily

 

I often wonder .... does it hurt to make your posts?

 

seriously? Where'd you play?

 

well when it comes down to things of that nature you really need to choose the path that will allow you to further yourself in life, i fully support your smoking and drinking heavily

 

no, but thats because the entire left side of my body is robotic

 

Playing hockey does offer a orgasmic like experience no homo.

Id often get the puck, black out and dance around the whole team and score.

 

wwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaat?



Do you have a robotic boob??

 

what's this no homo shit going around?

 

i did say my entire left side of my body dumbass
actually my left boob is just as squishy as my right one
i look normal, the roboticness is underneath the skin

no homo if like the best thing ever invented

 

just mention something that could be taken gayly and just say no homo.

ex. Im gonna fuck you up no homo.

 

oh.

like in Top Gun?

 

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=291219

 

nice ...... symmetry.
How did you end up like that?

 

I don't want to be a part of your fascistness.

 

science fair project

i am no fascist! communist yes, but no fascist!