the hipforums sitcom!

are those vegan?

Yes, honey, and they are "special."

 

-random stupid hippie rant about drugs and flowers and how they are so alike..or something like that..no one realyl knows what i was talking about except phil because i said it all in french-
hey..who knew i knew french?
not me...
hmm..

 

especially vegan

 

Mom, are those hash brownies? I baked a few the other day and brought them over... oh and ... I forgot what I wanted to say.

Cooloner... good on ya

 

-thinks about that for awhile -

 

Mom: BOYS!!!! Behave, or I'll ground you, like your brother jester.

Jester: Mom, shit, this is fucking OPPRESSION I CAN STATE MY DAMN OPINON IN THIS HOUSE, Don't be a facist mom.

Mom gets the Hemp soap. We don't call Mom a facist.

 

Ooh, he's a gonna get it.

*lits up a splifffy*

 

Mom: Save some for Dad, random girl. But do help yourself.

 

'as anyone seen that nag champa i just lit up?'
-big mama pulls it out of my hair-

 

not too long i hope:X

 

Holy crap i love nag champa!





Mom.... dad has been missing for quite a while

 

Oh, thanks mom, but this is from my private stash of hashy pre rolled spiffies I keep in case of emergency.

 

Mom: really honey, you should pull your hair back, so everyone can see your pretty face. And that nag smells just lovely.......Where are my damn brownies? JESTER?!?!?!?!?

 

haha

 

well it does get in my way....

 

Jester: Ugghh ow....mmmmmm........hemmmmmppppppppppp


Mom: shit dude

 

haha it sounds like someone's maternal instincts are kicking in.

 

I need a rasta tam...

*knits a bowling cap instead*

Damn.

 

Hey! Mom is a good cook, 'sides, they weren't for the taste anyway. Where IS dad?

 

Just take some money from Stoner Son's stash honey, It's under the sink, random girl.

I shoulda been more careful with those brownies, all the little hippies are getting sleepy.

Nighty Night Kiddies. (Goes and looks for dad and those cinnamin condoms......)