the hipforums sitcom!

Mom: Honey. last week, you were majoring in Psychology.......Oh well.

 

Mama, got any apples? I want to smoke an apple bong. - cameo girl

Yeah. ri ght next to the tofu oreos.(is she one of ours?) - mama

 

Uncle Tripp uses the Martial Arts he learned while meditating in the Far East to subdue the Fybie Dude, only to be told by Stoner Son "He's cool, dude, I mean, UNCLE dude."

 

whoah... under all these empty tofu packages there's a computar... its a shame we dont have electricity...what? we do? since when?... oh well fuck it... im not pluggin it in

 

so..collin......have you seen my new..umm...pack of gum?
it's in my room
under the covers
let me show it to you..

 

Mom to Cooloner: I know honey, I know, now take the nice Thornzine mama gave you.

 

Fuckin A! is it double mint?

 

mom stop giving away my stuff

 

no, it's cinnamon :H

 

is this thread worth reading?

 

Mom: Wear a condom, they're under the sink, next to the tampons and the pregnancy tests.

 

oooo spicy:H

 

thats where you keep everything!



and yes rhasta... it is worth reading
but im sure you can pick it up anywhere

 

what gum?

 

Mom sound the Alarm: AN INFLITRATOR AN INFILTRATOR Kids get into battle position...and then forget why they are there.....Mom bakes some brownies.......

 

sure... ummm gum.....


aha! the inuendo tables have turned!

 

are those vegan?

 

fuck off those are mine


mom cooloner is touchin my stuff!

 

Oh no, those cinnamon condoms were for me and Dad's annivesary. Oh well. (Takes a bite of brownie) OW hot.

 

OW!