the hipforums sitcom!

Mom: Oh, Dad, don't get upset. We have an other kitchen in the basement. And you lined the walls with abestos after your last job, so Random Stoner Son can't do much damage down there. (To RSS) HOney, let mommy do the cooking from now on, OK?

 

Ditto. That's why I ground you dear, because I care. (Mom loves everyone, she was the Love Girl at Woodstock. Which is where some of these kids came from...)

 

and the goody two shoes kid can take care of the babies and make us all look irresponsible



and ok mommy can cook...

 

Mom: SHIT DUDE!

 

there should be a kid that joins the military and everytime they visit... no one talks to them or says childkillersayswhat?

 

Mom: Cooloner, you said that the last 42 times. I almost mean it, this time. THis is NOT a hotel. (As Random Chick wanders out of a bedroom, leaves a 10 dollar bill on the takle, takes a bagel off the counter and leaves......)

 

-standing next to the fbi guy-
'hey....i like your car:H..wait..is it a hybrid?'
'um..no'
'BASTARD'
-runs away crying-

 

yeah..it's a cousin..

 

Usually Dad. says this......

And Mom then takes out her tit and breastfeeds one of the four year olds, fearlesslly and the Fyby dudes leave in terror.

 

i swiftly pick up the ten dollar bill and throw it in a shoebox under the couch that is COMPLETELY STUFFED WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS that i can never remember that i have when i or anyone else needs it

 

WHo is going to be the straight son? Hmmmmmm.

 

Cameo Girl is just chilling out on the couch with a mini tub of cream cheese and some melba toast. She looks at the Fibaye.

CG: Dude, those r some sick ass specs

 

Mom:Stoner Son, honey. Did I give you some money last week? The babies need shoes.

Stoner Son: Huh?

 

"hey..i got some new shit at the store yesterday man..who wants to come try it out? this is some awesome shit dude..no one ever told me they legalised it! when did that happen??"
"micha honey this is oregano.." - big mama
"oh.. =\.......this is some awesome shit dude"

 

he can wear mine... wait i'm a barefooter.

 

Mom scared the Fibaye dudes off by breastfeeding a walking talking child (she is PRETTY sure it is hers) but ONE of the Fibaye dudes lit up and decided to stay.

 

hey your not allowed to say shit du....

Micha hands me the oregano

me: baby like coo
ahhhhhh walks away completly entertained

 

He's Fibaye Dude, he has access to the BEST stash. Time for a walk on for Uncle Tripp.....

 

-frequently finds and re-finds this magical stash..-
thats why i don't have to work
haha

 

wait... i thought your were goin into horticulture?