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Not REAL ODs, just semi freak outs.....

 

I'm hungry, got the major munchies.... anybody got some oreos?

 

yeah im about to deep fry some.... puts oreos in oil too fast causing greasy explosian... the firey oil hits the still wet walls igniting the entire kitchen


Shit dude

 

phil you have to be the son who like speaks french but no one knows how you learned it..

 

Mannnnnnnnn I think I see Jimi Hendrix in the oil splatter!

 

I had to go get my dogs.... yes, we have to have LOTS of dogs, and they are always running in and out of the scene, stealing stash bags and flutes and people's clothes ect. LOTS of dogs.

 

yer right... a foreign language must be incorporated

how about whenever things get real hectic... I start shouting in spanish as loud as i can and as fast as i can... french just doesnt sound as funny

or i could speak n clicks and whistles when im stoned

 

-runs away screaming "ahh..the apocalypse!! ahhhhh!!"-
but soon forgets..and starts working on a mosaic of fire
later being confused as to why the hell she chose to do one of fire..

 

and i always end up smoking out of rover's piece and when i find out i say

"shit dude"

 

no mayn PILLIPPE
i was talkin bout phil broseph




and mama, we need like..some goats too.
billy goats
and a goose or two..

 

Mom: That's OK, Stoner Son. Dad is building an other one at the other end of the house. Here's some organic, tofu stuffed, carob oreos I just baked honey (Is she one of ours?)

Random Girl: Ewee.

 

later... walk into the kitchen to make more oreos and see charred walls and embers everywhere and chris standing in the middle of the kitchen with a fire extinguisher and a very mad look on his face and i say

"shit dude... what happened here"

"i dont know why dont you tell me?"

"oh yeah... i burned the kitchen down... i forgot... sorry bud... hey does the oven still work?"

 

haha awesome

 

Mom is on your side, she thinks she MAY have given birth to you, anyway. insanejester is the one I am always grounding, anyway.....

 

bud?

 

Random Stoner Son can go live in the Freak Out Tent that StonerBill set up in the back 40 when Dad gets upset with him. Then Mom misses him and he moves back on the couch (after moving 2 or 4 dogs and a chicken.)

 

tofu oreo... yeah

Hows about some ragga peeps? Word

 

even though he looks like NONE of us














we need a child who does no drugs..and is a total goody goody..book nerd..who always stays in his room and studys or something....








and we need CHILDREN! like babies
or toddlers..
those poor babies don't have a chance

 

"hey... MOM?.. yer my mom right? well anyway these guys from fibaye are at the door... they're asking questions about a garden i offered them a hit but they refused... anyway they wanna talk to you big mama...

big mama: "fibaye?"
Me:" i think thats how you say it... it's printed on their shirts"
big mama: answers door and sees the guys at the door... she reads the shirt (FBI)

 

"so..:H are we related?"









haha