you could be the landlord like that guy on threes company but we never pay.. but you're too burnt to know
and then in one episode, there's no one home, and when everyone comes back i'm hiding under the couch
*slides in to Sublime tunes* Anyone got some ganj for the wonderful 4/20? I smoked my emergency stash at lunch.. it was quite the emergency.
i'd be like Kramer on Seinfeld. just at the totally wrong moment like the mom and dad are having a fight and i run in breathing heavy, eyes red, and looking totally freaked out and be like "can i hide here, the man's out to get me.....again"
micha.... you make the best slutty neighbour ever Man... im high random stoner wanders into the room and fires confetti everywhere "happy 4/20" he yells and passes out
ahaha me toooooo.. i do not make a good slutty neighbor plus i'm not slutty. i'm..whatever. cute or something