The gunman

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Chiefnut, Feb 18, 2022.

  1. Chiefnut

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    A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary countryside road and says "Step out of the car and take your dick out..."

    Driver: *freezes at this unexpected turn of events*
    Gunman: *In a louder voice* "Do it!"
    Driver: "Please don't shoot. I'll do whatever you ask".

    Driver proceeds to step out of the car and take his pants off.

    Gunman: "Now start masturbating or I'll put a bullet in your head"

    Driver obliges seeing he has no choice.

    Gunman: "Don't stop until you cum".

    Soon, the driver cums.

    Gunman: "Start masturbating again..."

    Driver obliges once again to save his life.

    The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time.

    Driver: "Sir, shoot me if you must but there's no way I can get hard again".

    The gunman turns his head and says "Gloria you can come out now".

    A beautiful 18-year-old comes out of the house on the side of the road.

    Gunman: "This is my daughter. Please give her a ride to the next town. Thank you".
     

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