The Great Seven Word Story Game

a third eye to appear so he

 

ate chocolate cupcakes with vanilla icing until

 

Willy Blue's keyboard before decapitating Justin Beiber

 

Which earned him a medal from the

 

Pope who also told the meaning of

 

finding good help who won't sell secrets

 

and always keep some morons on hand

 

to run for pres of the US

 

to communicate to the infants of America

 

but before all this happened it was

 

they only had cans and string so

 

they asked the Martian Nazis for help

 

and received some old telephone poles that

 

made them $$$$$ by shredding into toothpicks

 

unfortunately the entire population was toothless so

 

they made tiny log cabins for the

 

Smurfs to go to the bathroom in

 

but some idiot forgot the toilet paper

 

so what a stinky mess that was

 

for Princess Leia to have to clean