The Great Seven Word Story Game

but that didn't work out well because

 

Darth Vader claimed to be my father

 

which turned out not to be true

 

so I became a Starfleet captain instead

 

and headed out into space to see

 

When I stumbled upon the greatest discovery

 

Universe tripped and fell over a dumb

 

waiter from Spain,who'd colonised Wheredafukawe Major

 

And then shaved like a sweaty pig

 

until she found a cool pool to

 

quest for the perfect specimen to send

 

home in a test tube. But when she...

 

broony in the back of his camper

 

a beautiful new life to be loved

 

and treasured-just like toes' stamp collection

 

that toes keeps hidden in her magic

 

underwear draw with her pictures of R/H

 

that she tries to keep secret but

 

couldn't because the Knicker-Sniffer discovered them

 

and then told the world but the