The Great Seven Word Story Game

the beach and get attacked by sharks

 

and mermaids who just want to masticate

 

And mermen who just want a mustache

 

and unicorns who just want a gumdrop

 

he had to run out the door

 

and wave down a 'Big Issue' seller

 

to tell him the penguins were starting

 

to develope flu-like symptoms and a persistant

 

shaking of their heads while they try

 

desperately to ward off evil spirits and

 

take over the McDonald's fast food franchise

 

but first they would have to stop

 

farmers growing plastic meat,by hiding fields

 

of plastic corn and plastic oats then

 

I cried for 7 weeks until my

 

penguin came back and explained the meaning

 

of the word antidisestablishmentarianism and then started

 

smiling and running over the hills to

 

hard layers of negative psychic plaque which

 

profound currents of enormously deliberate subatomic stuff

 

so I decided to become a monk